This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
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I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
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At least life still wants to fuck me.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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