I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
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No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
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Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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