were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
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You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
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See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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