i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
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we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
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And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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