I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
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Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
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i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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