she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
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The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
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THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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