Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
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I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
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A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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