watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
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One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
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Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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