i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
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We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
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NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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