I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
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Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
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he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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