Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
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What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
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Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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