every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
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I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
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It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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