drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
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so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
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So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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