He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
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it's great music for shaving your balls
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
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Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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