you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
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Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
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of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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