So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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