You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
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We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
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she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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