last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
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I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
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Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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