just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
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We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
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So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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