Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
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i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
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Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
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