How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
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all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
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Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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