Got a toothbrush?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
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Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
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he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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