You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
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Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
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She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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