therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
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My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
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I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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