Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
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I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
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Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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