ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
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Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
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I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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