i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
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On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
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I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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