in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
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she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
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I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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