it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
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the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
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I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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