Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
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I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
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Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
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I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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