There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
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Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
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He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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