why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
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he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
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The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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