Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Randomize