"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
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before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
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Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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