Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
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ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
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He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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