i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
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if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
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Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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