I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
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Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
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He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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