i was born a porn star she said
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
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You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
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I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
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