Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
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she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
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Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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