Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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