i don't plan on having that self control this summer
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
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It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
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I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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