I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
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IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
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OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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