he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
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I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
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Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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