If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
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oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
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I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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