Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
no. you can't hotbox the world.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
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I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
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i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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