I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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