Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
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There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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