im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
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how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
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The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
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