Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
she smelled like a LAN party
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i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
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'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
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ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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