Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
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I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
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her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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