At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
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This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
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my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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